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The Nigerian music industry is a place that allows for different kind of artistes to thrive. There are the reserved and well composed artistes (alte kids), there are the flamboyant and stylish ones (afrobeats acts) as well as the street singers. But the beautiful and amazing thing about all these artistes is that, they all thrive in their respective crafts. But currently in the music industry, the set of artistes who represent the streets are currently on a rave, both as a result of doing well musically and as well as causing serious commotions by exchanging words with other artistes. Apart from the hit tracks they release, they are known to be rugged, fearless and quick to disregard whoever disregards them. So in this regard, we have highlighted three artistes who can qualify for the position of trouble makers or bad boys of the industry and  they are Zlatan Ibile, Naira Marley & Slim Case. So out of these artistes, who fits perfectly as the area boy of the music industry?

A GOOD WOMAN, MAKES A GOOD WIFE AND A GOOD WIFE BECOMES A GOOD MOTHER. A GOOD MOTHER GIVES BIRTH TO A GOOD CHILD. IF YOU WANT TO BE A GOOD WOMAN, WIFE AND MOTHER, EMULATE THESE STEPS BELOW: 1). Never raise your voice for any reason to your husband. Its a sign of disrespect. 2). Don't expose your husband's weaknesses to your family and friends. It will bounce back at you. You are each other's keeper. 3). Never use attitudes and moods to communicate to your husband, you never know how your husband will interpret them. Defensive women don't have a happy home. 4). Never compare your husband to other men, you've no idea what their life is all about. If you attack his Ego, his Love for you will diminish. 5). Never ill treat your husband's friends because you don't like them, the person who's supposed to get rid of them is your husband. 6). Never forget that your husband married you, not your maid or anyone else. Do your duties. 7). Never assign anyone to give ...

Tiwa Savage, Simi and Teni are very good music artistes and arguably the most loved female musicians in the Nigerian music industry right now. These three raise the bars with their music and keep alive very positive energies when they storm shows to perform. Their brilliance as musicians therefore makes it very difficult for lots of fans to be able to choose which their favourite amongst the three talented women is. But if you are being compelled to have to  Kiss one, marry one and jail one – which of the three artistes would you put in individually for the actions?

The music industry in 2019 has really not been popular for the amazing music and exceptional musical showmanship it has produced rather it has been the “talk of the town” as a result of the non-stopping beef it continues to witness amongst its very own music artistes. You would recall we brought you news of “Issa Goal” singer; Naira Marley,disagreeing with Simi’s notion that “Yahoo Yahoo” is illegal by declaring that “Yahoo Yahoo” is actually not a crime. The singer last week revealed if only people have a proper understanding of slavery, then they would understand “Yahoo Yahoo” is not a crime. The singer is however once again in the news again on the 2nd day of this new week on a similar matter. The singer made a post on his Instagram handle which suggests he was snubbed and given some negative attitude by Simi after they both met at an event in Lagos probably. Naira Marley suggested her ‘attitude’ to him could be as a result of what he wrote on social med...

The internet went agog with the news that Danfo Drivers are threatening to confront Tekno over Intellectual property theft. The Triple MG singer was accused of using their material on his latest single titled  Jogodo.  The tensed situation got people talking and Tekno’s label owner has reacted to the claim. Some weeks ago, Tekno released a song titled  Jogodo,  on which he sampled a classic street anthem released by Danfo Drivers more than a decade ago. The group has called out the Triple MG singer and threatened to take further actions against him. Tekno’s label owner, Ubi Franklin has now reacted to the claims by Danfo Drivers that Tekno used their material without permission. He stated that contrary to their claim, they (Tekno’s camp) reached out to the Danfo Drivers but their response was inconclusive. He went on to dismiss their threat as a funny joke. See picture below.

O n p’ariwo bi tekno o n ko pana O fe je I nternational banana Emi ti mo ti sharp ti mo ti kana Oya one time make we go corner Olamide & Wizkid are two of the finest music talents of their blessed generation. From the onset, Wizkid had been touted to become the future of Nigerian music while Olamide was labeled the crowned prince of Indigenous rap music. These two music talents have since treaded their different paths to fulfil ‘prophecies.’ Today, Olamide is the biggest name in the Indigenous rap category while Wizkid is the most recognised Nigerian artiste. The paths of the two stars first crossed in 2011 when they made  Omo To Shan  and showed to the world, the synergy they share. They further collaborated on songs like  Ori Mi  and  Confam Ni . The two music royalties linked up on a freshly released record titled ‘Kana’ and below is what we think about it. Endeavour to share your thoughts in the comment section. @ibironketweets The version of ‘Kana’ whic...

Just last week, during Chioma’s birthday rave, it was reported that Davido turned down a N60 million endorsement offer meant for his lover because it didn’t meet his N100 million target. The latest report has it that the singer has finally secured a ‘multi-million’ naira deal for his girlfriend. Chioma Avril Rowland, Davido’s lover, celebrated her birthday on Monday, 30th of April, 2018. Davido celebrated her in style, dedicating a song and a video to her on the special day. He threw her a huge party and presented a N45 million worth Porsche SUV to her, as a gift. This caused Chioma to trend on social media. Nigerians talked about her and the gifts she received from Davido, which the singer called ‘Assurance’; and it happens to be the title of the special song dedicated to Chioma. In the middle of the social media frenzy, Davido announced that he received a N60 million endorsement offer for Chioma but turned it down because it didn’t meet his N100 million demand. As expected, Nigerians...

Iconic media personality and revered music patron, Kenny Ogungbe had a chat with  Saturday Beats,  during which he revealed that although he sponsored a horde of music talents through his label, Kennis Music, Tuface and Eedris Abdulkareem remain his best signees of all times and he explained why. Fondly referred to as Baba Keke, he further described the acts as his best friends. “My greatest artistes of all time would be Tuface and Eedris Abdulkareem. As for Tuface, I call him my best artiste of all time because he sold the name Kennis Music and the highest number of records. I like Eedris Abdulkareem simply because he is straightforward and honest. Eedris is a very loyal person that would stay with you forever,”  Baba Keke said. The music executive revealed how Eedris Abdulkareem left his record label. “Eedris never left my record label controversially. The contract I signed with them was for sales and management fee but it was only Tuface that was giving us management f...

American rapper, J. Cole delivered a special performance at the recently held Castle Lite-organised Lagos concert which saw a crowd of Nigerians, cheer him and rap along to his rendition. This has sparked a conversation about the rap culture in Nigeria and M.I Abaga joined in the talk. For most part of 2017, M.I Abaga was having a public conversation about the dying Hip-hop culture in Nigeria. The conversation started after he released a controversial song titled ‘Fix Up Your Life.’ On the song, he called out Nigerian rappers, urging them to do more to raise the standard of the genre. Nigerian rappers of all stature reacted to this call in different ways, Phyno, Vector, N6, Dremo are among those who reacted. The popular opinion was that rap music is not exactly marketable in Nigeria and it is difficult, especially for the rappers, not to commercialize their craft. Interestingly, a certain @HEAD_MASTA revisited the topic after seeing the impressive reaction of Nigerians to J. Cole’s mus...

A lot of time has gone to arguments about who sings better between  Wizkid  and  Davido . A lot of effort has gone to trying to prove who has better music qualities between the two singers. But there has been no general consensus because with each new release, they seem to outdo their previous works. Wizkid  and his proteges dropped  Commando  amongst other leaks and  Davido , alongside his  DMW  signees, dropped  Aje .  Both songs have been growing in airplay numbers and alternating for the top of the charts. In your opinion, which is the hotter record?  Aje  or  Commando , decide

A first glance at the title of Alexander Pope’s poem The Rape of the Lock immediately rouses the sensibilities to his deployment of the word ‘rape’. Although the mind instantly acquires a sexual cognition of ‘rape’, Pope’s use of it connotes entirely different meaning in the context of the poem. For Pope, ‘rape’ means to take away or remove something from its original place thereby depriving the owner of its importance and service. Indeed, this appears remote from ‘rape’ which describes the forceful initiation of sex without the consent of one of the persons involved. Before we begin to scrutinize rape, let us establish that the symbolic ethos of any society is essentially composed in its moral order by which the conduct of members is regulated. A breakdown of moral order in any society through rape signifies a dislocation of cosmic harmony and therefore requires propitiation, sometimes punitive; in order to salvage humanity’s doomed fate before chthonic gods. Rape is an undesirable,...

Producer,  Cobhams Asuquo  had a rare moment with a man he described as his childhood hero, Laolu Akins, at the recently held  Nigerian Entertainment Conference (NEC). And the seasoned producer was happy to share their story on Instagram. Laolu Akins,  the iconic producer, produced some of the best Nigerian music of the 80s and 90s, with artistes like  Sir Shina Peter  and  Dele Ayuba.  In his active years,   his works became a primary source of entertainment for Nigerians while artists like  Cobhmas Asuquo  drew inspiration from them. Referring to  Laolu Akins  in his Instagram post,  Cobhams  stated that  “this man produced some of the biggest soundtracks to my life. It’s a real honour to be standing with him, it’s because of people like this that I became a producer.” See his post below.

Hi Guys , If we won’t decieve ourselves, it’s not an easy thing to be a Nigerian. As Nigerians, it is in our constitution to wake up everyday and be angry about something. Someone even said, compared to the abroad, it is hard to sell one’s soul to devil for riches and long life in Nigeria. The whites will just sell their soul to the devil and they’ll live a rich long life. But in Nigeria, you will sell your soul to the devil and they will tell you, you must have sex with a mad person, use your private part then tell you that slippers is the only footwear you must wear to outings. LOL!! So guys, check out the picture above and tell us the kind of news you think can make Nigerians happy

Davido says his upcoming single which will be released on April 30 will be the “biggest song in the country”. He said the song is called ‘Assurance’. The singer who runs Davido Music Worldwide (DMW) made this known on Thursday during a joint interview with artistes signed to his label. During interview with Cool FM,  Davido said:- “I’m dropping a single on the 30th of April. It’s gonna be the biggest song in the country. It’s called ‘Assurance”. Davido  alongside  Yonda ,  Peruzzi ,  Fresh VDM , members of  DMW , recently released a song titled ‘ Aje ’. According to the singer, ‘Aje’ is the lead single of the collaboration album which will feature all the members of the label, including  Dremo ,  Mayorkun ,  Idowest ,  DJ E-Cool , and  Ichaba . He said the DMW album will be out in June, describing it as a collaboration with Sony Music Africa. His own third studio album, Davido said, will be released in September. The artiste si...

Singer, Mayorkun has put the industry in the mood of familial love with his touching story of how he recently met with his dad after two years apart. The  DMW  singer took to Instagram to share the story of his reunion with his dad which happened in Texas. In his narrative, he stated that he has not met with his dad in 2 years and at the last time he met his dad he was only ‘Mayowa’ and not ‘Mayorkun’ the pop star that he is popularly known as today. He stated that his dad came to Texas for his show and they shared a rare moment of father-son love. The singer shared his picture with his dad in his post and it has since evoked multitude of  awww- like comments

Davido has stirred up a conversation on Twitter with his recent tweet about a new single and video set to be out on Monday, 30th of April, 2018. Some hours ago, the singer tweeted that he would be celebrating ‘someone special’s Birthday’ on April 30th 2018, with the release of a new single and video, and he wants his followers to guess which of his unreleased songs it would be. The singer is known for his habit of sharing teasers of unreleased materials and he might be referring to any one of the studio teasers he had previously shared on his social media platform. A lot of fans have been guessing which of Davido’s teasers would be released on Monday, in the form of a song, and most of the suggestions have been about a love song for his celebrated girlfriend, Chioma. Could it be ‘Chioma My Lover?’ or could it be something else? Which song do you think Davido is dropping on Monday? Drop your suggestions in the comment section.

Jurgen Klopp has said that his Liverpool players were ‘pretty much perfect for 80 minutes’ of their Champions League semi-final first leg against Roma on Tuesday night. Liverpool were 5-0 ahead in the 69th minute of the match, but conceded twice in the final nine minutes to ultimately record a 5-2 success at Anfield. Klopp was keen to pay tribute to his side for their overall performance, although the German refused to hide his disappointment when discussing the two late goals that the Reds conceded. “Long-term perfect performance for pretty much 80 minutes or so. We made defensively one mistake. Penalty is not a penalty but that is the situation and now it is 5-2,” Klopp told  BT Sport . “Of course we would have been more happy with 5-0 or 5-1 but 5-2 is a fantastic result. We go there and try again. We had all these runs behind, it changed the game completely and they couldn’t cope with that. “We scored these goals and could have scored more. That is all positive, at this moment ...

Nigerian beautiful pop singer, Seyi Shay has opened up on her readiness to become a bride after so much achievements from her music career. In a recent interview with Saturday beats, the singer revealed how her mother would advise that she should not allow any man to stop her dream. According to her, she wished her late mom was alive to see all she has become because she took to her words. Seyi Shay said; “Currently all my father does is to pray for me. Before my mother died, her last words to me were that I should become all I can be and I would eventually make it in Nigeria. I really miss my mother and I wish she could see everything that I am doing now. I wish she could see that I have not given up despite the setbacks I encounter in my job. I think my mother would be proud of me. “If my mother was alive, I am sure she would always ask me when I would introduce her to my fiancé but before her death, she never pressured me about marriage. Before she died, she told me that I should ma...